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Will was never lucky enough to have a run in with a Hindu. But I was.
| Alex | Hello, what is your religion? |
| Mike | none |
| Alex | what none? |
| Mike | i don't have one |
| Alex | why? |
| Mike | why not? |
| Alex | Becuase that is neccesarry |
| Mike | if you say so. I think I shall go pick up a religion now. how's pantheism sound? |
| Alex | What is it? |
| Mike | maybe i should become an islamic fundamentalist so I can blow buildings up? |
| Alex | no no |
| Mike | yeah I think thats what I'll be since you say it's necessary to have a religion I might as well have fun doing it, ya know? |
| Alex | In fact, I mean one should reveal one's relationships with God, develop love to Godhead. |
| Mike | who's god? |
| Alex | God is Absolute Truth, which described in detail in Bhagavad-Gita |
| Mike | oh THAT god! I thought he was described in absolute truth in the christian bible! |
| Alex | Yeah, in any sacred book |
| Mike | i see. can i write a sacred book about god? |
| Alex | I think no |
| Mike | why not? somebody wrote the books; I want to write one. |
| Alex | Becuase you would not ask me about that )) |
| Mike | ok, i just consulted god and he said it's ok |
| Alex | Ok. Describe the God |
| Mike | silly, you cannot describe something beyond comprehension! |
| Alex | How did you consult God? |
| Mike | i called his phone number. he's listed in the yellow pages |
| Alex | Does God need phone to speak? |
| Mike | oh no, he talks to me in my head and tells me to kill non-believers |
| Alex | You are a little bit confused, please get you thoughts arranged ))) |
| Mike | am i the confused one? |
| Alex | First you said about phone, then about some speaking in head. What's that? |
| Mike | god speaks through everything. I once talked to him with a tree. |
| Alex | You don't know anything about God, how would you write a book? |
| Mike | the same way the other people who didn't know about god wrote books!! |
| Alex | What are they wrong? |
| Mike | how are they right? |
| Alex | At least in Bhagavad-Gita there is only Truth |
| Mike | hahahaahahah |
| Alex | But what about you? |
| Mike | what about me? |
| Alex | Ok speak with tomorrow |