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Prankd! Will makes this poor girl think she made a boy shoot himself because she turned him down. In this, Will plays the part of a depressed, love-sick goth in the boyscouts. When the girl thinks something's up, she naturally messages Will to see what's going on.
| JustinJimBeam | HEY EMOCHICK DO YOU LIKE EMO MUSIC? |
| emochick | yeah, who's this |
| JustinJimBeam | ONE OF DYLAN'S FRIENDS |
| emochick | don't i know you? |
| JustinJimBeam | YEAH, I WAS AT THIS PARTY ONCE, AND YOU TOTALLY SAID HI TO ME AND I SAID HI BACK. |
| JustinJimBeam | I THINK YOU'RE REAL CUTE |
| emochick | i don't remember |
| emochick | got a pic? |
| JustinJimBeam | That's old, I'm not into scouts anymore. |
| JustinJimBeam | I was like...14 |
| emochick | who's party |
| JustinJimBeam | Umm...shit. |
| JustinJimBeam | I dunno, but I remember I was hanging out with dylan |
| emochick | i was never at a party with dylan:-\ |
| JustinJimBeam | I'm sorry... |
| JustinJimBeam | I was lying. |
| JustinJimBeam | I never met you. |
| JustinJimBeam | I was always too scared to talk to you. |
| JustinJimBeam | And I finally got Dylan to give me your screen name. |
| JustinJimBeam | What I'm trying to say is...will you go out with me? |
| emochick | i don't know you and i can't place who you are, so no |
| emochick | do you have a more recent pic cuz you don't look familiar at all |
| JustinJimBeam | Oh. Okay. |
| emochick | have you just seen me walking around school? |
| JustinJimBeam | Yes...all the time. |
| JustinJimBeam | God, I feel so awful. |
| emochick | why |
| JustinJimBeam | Because. I feel like an idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT. |
| JustinJimBeam | God, I'm so stupid. |
| JustinJimBeam | I hate my life. |
| emochick | life is good, and you're not stupid |
| JustinJimBeam | Yes I am. |
| emochick | but you shouldn't ask somebody out if you haven't even talked to them |
| JustinJimBeam | I hate myself. |
| JustinJimBeam | See? I'm stupid |
| JustinJimBeam | I'm gonna do something I'll probably regret later, but then again, I won't be around to do it. |
| emochick | what do you mean won't be around to do it |
| JustinJimBeam | its hard to type nwo/. |
| JustinJimBeam | thsi hurts so much., |
| emochick | what does? |
| emochick | *confused* |
| JustinJimBeam | I just wantted to bbe yor boyfriend., |
| JustinJimBeam | :-(:'( |
| JustinJimBeam | gooddbye |
| emochick | dude, how about you talk to me |
| emochick | who knows, i might turn out to be some bitch that you would never want to go out with, you never know, so there's no reason to get angsty about it |
| JustinJimBeam | this is justin's mother |
| JustinJimBeam | i just read the conversation |
| JustinJimBeam | what did you do to him? |
| emochick | i didn't do anything, i've never met him before and i don't know him, this is the only conversation we've had |
| JustinJimBeam | well obviously you did something, because now hes at the hospital |
| emochick | well you read the IM, he asked me out and i said no because i don't know him |
| emochick | that's what anyone would do |
| JustinJimBeam | you should have just said yes and made him happy |
| JustinJimBeam | he probably wouldn't have even talked to you |
| JustinJimBeam | hes very shy |
| emochick | will, are you playing a joke on me? quit |
| Jewish Superhero | huh? |
| Jewish Superhero | wtf are you talking about? |
| emochick | justinjimbean? |
| Jewish Superhero | he's online? |
| Jewish Superhero | I haven't seen him online in like 3 weeks, yeah he goes to akins |
| emochick | is he hot? |
| Jewish Superhero | ...not really. |
| Jewish Superhero | he's all into scouts. |
| Jewish Superhero | but he's kinda cute I guess |
| emochick | did you give him my s/n? |
| Jewish Superhero | no, why? |
| emochick | then how'd he get it? i don't even know this dude |
| Jewish Superhero | beats me |
| Jewish Superhero | I haven't talked to him in weeks |
| emochick | JustinJimBeam: HEY EMOCHICK DO YOU LIKE EMO MUSIC? |
| Jewish Superhero | what the hell? |
| Jewish Superhero | he hasn't sent you a pic has he? |
| emochick | yeah, he did, and he doesn't look familiar |
| emochick | at all |
| Jewish Superhero | it's not that one of him in his scout uniform, is it? |
| emochick | yes, hahahha |
| Jewish Superhero | jeez |
| Jewish Superhero | I guess you aren't horny anymore then |
| emochick | no, i still am, i have been for like 5 days |
| Jewish Superhero | really? why? |
| emochick | i dunnooooo |
| Jewish Superhero | I see |
| emochick | uh....yikes, read this |
| emochick | emochick: who's party |
| Jewish Superhero | hahaha |
| Jewish Superhero | what a freak |
| Jewish Superhero | yeah he gets made fun of a lot at akins. |
| emochick | how come? |
| Jewish Superhero | uhh you saw his pic right? |
| emochick | well yeah, but he said he's not in scouts anymore |
| Jewish Superhero | he's a fucking liar. |
| Jewish Superhero | oh yeah I remember now |
| Jewish Superhero | he had a thing for you |
| Jewish Superhero | ALWAYS fucking talking about "That cute redhead" it was kind of depressing |
| emochick | why didn't you tell me |
| Jewish Superhero | zuh? |
| Jewish Superhero | I didn't nkow he had yoru screenname |
| Jewish Superhero | he always was too nervous to talk to you, why? |
| emochick | i dunno, i just figured you would tell me if someone kept talking about me |
| Jewish Superhero | oh |
| Jewish Superhero | shrug |
| emochick | this guy seems to be a bit low on the confidence level |
| emochick | and a bit high on the dorkometer |
| Jewish Superhero | I know, he's a poor guy |
| Jewish Superhero | his mom is like single and on welfare, he really lives in his little scout world |
| emochick | aww, how sad |
| emochick | he said that pic was from when he was 14 |
| Jewish Superhero | no he told me he got that taken like a month ago |
| Jewish Superhero | back when he was still on |
| Jewish Superhero | then he became all moody and dark |
| Jewish Superhero | and stopped logging in |
| emochick | why? what's he all gloomy about? |
| Jewish Superhero | who knows |
| emochick | JustinJimBeam: its hard to type nwo/. |
| emochick | what the crap |
| Jewish Superhero | oh no. |
| Jewish Superhero | shit I better call him. |
| Jewish Superhero | he's done this once before |
| emochick | done what |
| emochick | what's goin on |
| Jewish Superhero | just forget about it |
| Jewish Superhero | yeah ok, I just got his mom to check in his room |
| Jewish Superhero | fuck, he FUCKIGN DID IT AGAIN. |
| Jewish Superhero | hold on I better call an ambulance |
| emochick | what? |
| Jewish Superhero | nothing |
| Jewish Superhero | just forget about it |
| emochick | um, no |
| emochick | what's going on |
| Jewish Superhero | well the thing is... he's not just a scout, but he was always goth-y |
| Jewish Superhero | like at school when he didn't wear his scout uniform he was wearing black, I can't believe you never noticed the kid |
| emochick | well what's he doing? |
| Jewish Superhero | His mom was being too frantico n the phone |
| Jewish Superhero | I don't know. |
| emochick | youre playing a joke on me aren't you |
| Jewish Superhero | no |
| Jewish Superhero | damnit |
| emochick | becuse his s/n looks familiar, what's your deal man |
| Jewish Superhero | he didn't ask you out did he? |
| emochick | yeah, he did |
| Jewish Superhero | oh |
| Jewish Superhero | hmm |
| Jewish Superhero | yeah you should have said yes |
| emochick | what? i don't know this kid |
| Jewish Superhero | well he'd still be too scared to ever talk to you |
| Jewish Superhero | but he'd at least think he had a girlfriend |
| emochick | why the crap would he be too scared? jeez, i'm not that hot |
| Jewish Superhero | aww you are teh prettiest girl in teh world |
| Jewish Superhero | to him at least |
| emochick | he must need glasses |
| Jewish Superhero | aww |
| Jewish Superhero | he's going to need a plastic surgeon |
| emochick | whyyyyyyyyyyyy |
| emochick | what did he dooooooooo |
| Jewish Superhero | because he shot himself |
| emochick | no he didn't, you said you didn't know what he did |
| Jewish Superhero | duh, I'm still on the phone with his mom |
| Jewish Superhero | uh oh she wants to talk to you |
| emochick | if you are playing a joke on me tell me now |
| emochick | and if you don't tell me and i find out it was a joke, i am never talking to you again |