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This is the final installment of Will's rage against ICQ Muslims series, and perhaps the funniest. By the end of the conversation, even Zoom, with his poor english skills, realizes that the things Will's said are too outlandish to be true.
| zoom | can i say? |
| Batman | no but you can sing |
| Batman | like in the sound of music, do they have that in your country? |
| Batman | or do they only have pain and suffering? |
| zoom | pain and suffring creat the music.. and who make us in pain? |
| Batman | jesus for you being evil heathens |
| Batman | and the US for carpet bombing your house |
| zoom | who say that??? |
| Batman | no you don't. I know your kind, you say you love jesus, and then when he turns his back to apothetize to the masses you stab in the back you fucking middle eastern. |
| Batman | you should see a REAL church |
| zoom | look |
| Batman | I know what islam is |
| Batman | it's where you take multiple wives and you rape good christian women |
| Batman | I HAVE A MOSQUE ON MY STREET AND I LOOK IN THERE SOMETIMES |
| Batman | they dance NAKED and then they rape the smallest girl there, happens every time |
| zoom | sorry u lie... |
| Batman | Nobody has control over my mind. not you, not jews, not buddah or whatever backwater god you worship, and not that muslim kid I locked in my hall closet because he tried to sell me a copy of the koran |
| zoom | and why u afrid to buy quran and read on it |
| Batman | no I read the koran, that filthy muslim kid I locked in the closet pled with me to let him out and I told him we'd compromise and I would read the koran and he would stay in the closet. OH SHIT I FORGOT TO FEED HIM! |
| zoom | (((== |
| Batman | oh damnit, that means... |
| zoom | look |
| Batman | See, muslims don't know anything. I bet you idiots still think that black people are equal, don't you? DONT YOU YOU FUCKING HEATHEN? |
| zoom | http://www.islamtoday.com/quran.htm |
| zoom | may allaah bless u |
| Batman | God bless you, LETS ROLL! GO AMERICA! |
| zoom | u still a life((= |
| Batman | yes, I survive by consuming the souls of all muslims |
| zoom | u still showed your morals .. |
| Batman | They are surprisingly easy to con, all I have to say is I have some banker tied up in my house and how I have easy access to C-4 |
| Batman | is your religion teach u that to not know how to type? |
| Batman | do you enjoy being called a raghead? |
| zoom | as i say |
| Batman | Arabic is an evil language |
| Batman | only satanists know it |
| zoom | hahaahah |
| Batman | One time I woke up in the middle of the night and the house across the street was burning down and the firetrucks were trying to get there but they couldn't because the muslims from the mosque down my street formed a human chain around it chanting to their evil god.. all because the owners of that house were black |
| zoom | if that true.. |
| Batman | true christians don't befriend or even associate with those outside their religion |
| zoom | why? |
| Batman | because it makes them dirty and jesus can't masturbate to dirty people |
| zoom | hahahha |
| Batman | why will I go to hell? I believe we've already established I'm NOT muslim |
| zoom | because of that u will go to hell |
| Batman | please don't blasphame, you see my computer runs on god power |
| Batman | and when heathen things are spread on it it loses I bit of power, and eventually I have to restart it |
| zoom | hahahaha ok restar it agine |
| Batman | HAHA FOOLED YOU MY COMPUTER DOES RUN ON GOD POWER BUT IT FEEDS OFF THE FOOLISH WORDS OF THE INFIDELS SO YOU'RE POWERING IT UP |
| Batman | MY COMPUTER WILL EAT YOUR SYSTEM RESOURCES FASTER THAN JOHN CANDY AT A SALAD/HEROINE BAR |
| Batman | ERR I MEANT CHRIS FARLEY |






